April 2010
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did you just wink at me?
Did you just fucking wink at me? What the fuck?!
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Hola. I am meesus Alfaro. I'm so sorry I was such...
But only in this missionary with a hole cut in the sheet?
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stop with the scene hair its played out!!! shave...
You’re an idiot if you think me, or my hair, are scene at all.. I don’t even straighten it.
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What would you do if your penis started taking to...
It already did a while ago. I got a muzzle for it.
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"WAIT! ...Go see if there's any coke left!" xD
omg lol
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New AIM account
Geishabot007
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you're so funny! I love you!! lol i wish we were...
Well who you is, gurl? Maybe I think more highly of you than you know!
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Been gone a while, but I think I’m back now.
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do you eat your feelings away?
Do you type your stupid away?
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Do you get eye boogers?
Not since I was a young maiko.
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from your formspring friend/stalker...how have u...
Hey you. It’s been a while haha. I’m doing well I suppose, crazy night tonight
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ARE YOU PUCKERING?
Always.
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When you have your cock in some dude's ass do you...
If you’re trying to insult me about the whole “I’m gay” thing, I’d just like to point out how quaint it is that you have a very good notion of how gay sex goes.
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do you prefer getting head or fucking someone?
Not all geisha use that kind of currency
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do you prefer getting head or fucking someone?
Well that’s rather blunt… The latter, as any geisha would
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So what would happen if someone would continually...
It depends lol. I’m so oblivious that I might not even realize >.>
You’d have to be fairly obvious
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whats yer phone numba?
People would probably recommend that I don’t do this, but here ya go. 954 224 3215
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What would be a perfect day for you?
Hopefully today will be. Going to Miami Pride and then a rave. Sounds pretty nice. Just missing one thing. Well, person rather
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Nope !!
If this is false, then good one, you boosted my ego. If this is true then lemme know who you is, your secret is safe conmigo
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your turn; in a scale from 1 to 10, how would you...
Well that was rude. I don’t know how to answer this. I don’t want to sound cocky or sell myself short. So I’ll pull an Ed, and say that I’m a 6 or 7. Above average but far from flawless
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Just gonna have to take my word for it sexy ;D
I’m gonna go ahead and put money on this being Carey Jones. If that’s the case, THEN I believe you. I wouldn’t blame you for copy-pasting anyone’s face over Bean’s =P
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Cuz ur sexy
As much as I’d like to believe this is genuine for the sake of my ego, I really can’t believe someone would mentally put my face over their girlfriend’s while banging her. I’m going to need some kind of proof on this one lol.
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If you could be a dinosaur which species would you...
I’d prolly be the one from Jurassic Park that like hisses and frills up and spits poison everywhere
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It's true!!! : )
I really doubt that it’s true. Why would you picture me?
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In five years where do you want to be?
I want to be the most desired geisha in all of Hanamachi
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What is your full name?
David Matthew Burns
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UR SUCH A CUTIE!!! I SEE U IN SCH00L AN I JUST...
If you weren’t trying to freak me out you shouldn’t have used caps O.o
But anyways. Hello.
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Sometimes when I'm fucking my girlfriend, I...
This is pure poppycock. I refuse to believe such hogwash.
But it’d be hilarious if it was true lol
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Where were you born?
Somewhere in Michigan, idr where.
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Would you smoke out of this?...
I’d smoke out of most anything that works. But that’s a pretty qt pipe
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I want to shoot my alfredo sauce on yo face!!!
Yikes!
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What is your favorite food? O.o
I would say sushi, but that’s not a particular food.. so… idk. Fettucini alfredo I suppose.
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So I had a secret crush on you and was unsure if...
I think your last ‘girls’ was supposed to be ‘guys’.. and I’m sorry, but are we at least still friends? XD
Also. You didn’t hear me talk? This must’ve been ages ago because a little bit too much nowadays
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Nope. Different guy.
Oh. Well. Yeah. So.
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Yeah, even I like being a top sometime. ;)
This being the same person that asked the earlier question? Quaint haha
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woo! first guess! you like getting railed?
Why do all (or almost all) straight people think that all gay people are bottoms? Idgi. We don’t go around assuming you guys only bump uglies in the missionary.
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SO DAVID I HEAR YOU WEAR MAKEUP? IS THIS TRUE?...
hateyou
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Leggo my eggo! >.>
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you look pretty gay... sorry
Your powers of observation continue to serve you well
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You wear makeup?
I’d rather not get into this.
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So don't wear make-up anymore and they won't have...
Sorry lol, girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
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did the person below mean "supposedly friends"?
Idk. Ask them.
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from your formspring stalker/friend...
Lol, yeah. Thought you might like that
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Why do your "supposed to be friends" talk about...
This is a question I ask myself rather frequently. It aggravates me because idk whether to just ignore it and appear cowardly or respond and appear psycho… so, idk.
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That's not his facade, it's his makeup.
I could’ve sworn I blocked you lol. Oh well, I can’t credit you with intelligence but at least I can say you’re tenacious. Cheers.
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Your facade is getting weak.
My facade is just fine, thank you very much.
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from your formspring stalker/friend lol :)....i...
*shakes fist*
At least tell me this: Do I know you well enough that we talk regularly.. like would I know your name if you walked up to me..
Have we ever spoken before?!
I hate mysteries
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Describe a sexual fantasy you would like to fulfil...
retrodancefreak:
geishabot:
Yikes. Uh. Well. I dress up in a kimono, and perform a weird snow dance with an umbrella, and afterward I sell my mizuage to the highest bidder
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lmfao i love you david.
I’ve wanted this ever since I was rittle gurl
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What would u do if i was secretly plotting to...
Well. Probably nothing because I don’t know who you are. And I’m sure there’s 1 or 2 people out there that wouldn’t mind watching me fall haha. *shrugs*
Go for it.
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