July 2009
“If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?”
“The power to make you interesting.”
Feelings
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
edinmybed:
jocelynelizabeth:
1. Wow, I cried after talking to you. I forgot how much fun we were together.
2. I feel so dead inside when I kiss you. It pisses me off how that’s what I think I wanted but now it makes me feel more alone. I can’t keep ripping my soul apart everytime I realize that we can’t go farther.
3. Ugh, you stole my potential mate; you...
Um, can we all
sebachan:
santithemerman:
davidthemermaid:
Start playing Wolf Quest. It’s an amazing online game. Jimmy started playing and she wants me to join her pack =O
I’LL JOIN
I’M IN
Lol =P Go download it
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
sebachan:
edinmybed:
electricbang:
davidthemermaid:
electricbang:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
That’s a start.
It’ll be a nice finish too.
It’ll be a nice ride into the sunrise. o;
It’d definitely be a nice ride
Whenever you’re ready....
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
electricbang:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
That’s a start.
It’ll be a nice finish too.
It’ll be a nice ride into the sunrise. o;
It’d definitely be a nice ride
Whenever you’re ready. (;
This has gone on for too long.
Haha. Problem?
I got...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
That’s a start.
It’ll be a nice finish too.
It’ll be a nice ride into the sunrise. o;
It’d definitely be a nice ride
Whenever you’re ready. (;
This has gone on for too long.
Haha. Problem?
I got bored of being a slut atm
Being a slut doesn’t...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
That’s a start.
It’ll be a nice finish too.
It’ll be a nice ride into the sunrise. o;
It’d definitely be a nice ride
Whenever you’re ready. (;
This has gone on for too long.
Haha. Problem?
I got bored of being a slut atm
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
That’s a start.
It’ll be a nice finish too.
It’ll be a nice ride into the sunrise. o;
It’d definitely be a nice ride
Whenever you’re ready. (;
This has gone on for too long.
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
That’s a start.
It’ll be a nice finish too.
It’ll be a nice ride into the sunrise. o;
It’d definitely be a nice ride
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
I’m sure you do.
How fecitious of you.
Well, you know, I did try.
A for effort, F for execution.
I had forgotten you were a schoolteacher.
Haha, yes, I teach sex ed, and I teach it...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
I’m sure you do.
How fecitious of you.
Well, you know, I did try.
A for effort, F for execution.
I had forgotten you were a schoolteacher.
Haha, yes, I teach sex ed, and I teach it well. Bring me an apple, I’ll give...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
I’m sure you do.
How fecitious of you.
Well, you know, I did try.
A for effort, F for execution.
I had forgotten you were a schoolteacher.
Haha, yes, I teach sex ed, and I teach it well. Bring me an apple, I’ll give you a private tutoring session.
...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
I’m sure you do.
How fecitious of you.
Well, you know, I did try.
A for effort, F for execution.
I had forgotten you were a schoolteacher.
Haha, yes, I teach sex ed, and I teach it well. Bring me an apple, I’ll give you a private tutoring session.
LOL. I’m not sure what you’ll...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
I’m sure you do.
How fecitious of you.
Well, you know, I did try.
A for effort, F for execution.
I had forgotten you were a schoolteacher.
Haha, yes, I teach sex ed, and I teach it well. Bring me an apple, I’ll give you a private tutoring session.
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
I’m sure you do.
How fecitious of you.
Well, you know, I did try.
A for effort, F for execution.
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
HEY. You seem like an obnoxious, rude, satirical, poignant, sadistic douchebag. It’s somewhat...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
HEY. You seem like an obnoxious, rude, satirical, poignant, sadistic douchebag. It’s somewhat attractive.
RUDE!
The last part...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
HEY. You seem like an obnoxious, rude, satirical, poignant, sadistic douchebag. It’s somewhat attractive.
RUDE!
The last part didn’t make up for the...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
HEY. You seem like an obnoxious, rude, satirical, poignant, sadistic douchebag. It’s somewhat attractive.
RUDE!
The last part didn’t make up for the not-so-insulting first part?
I’m moot to...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
HEY. You seem like an obnoxious, rude, satirical, poignant, sadistic douchebag. It’s somewhat attractive.
RUDE!
The last part didn’t make up for the not-so-insulting first part?
I’m moot to the whole of it
Damn. You had...
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
HEY. You seem like an obnoxious, rude, satirical, poignant, sadistic douchebag. It’s somewhat attractive.
RUDE!
The last part didn’t make up for the not-so-insulting first part?
I’m moot to the whole of it
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
edinmybed:
davidthemermaid:
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
HEY. You seem like an obnoxious, rude, satirical, poignant, sadistic douchebag. It’s somewhat attractive.
RUDE!
I can't claim that you're the 'challenge' I've...
But you’re really hot so you can be an exception until I get bored with you.
I’m running out of fingers to wrap people around.
Um, can we all
Start playing Wolf Quest. It’s an amazing online game. Jimmy started playing and she wants me to join her pack =O
You're about as interesting
As that thing I found on the bottom of my shoe that one time.
Someone needs to remind me
santithemerman:
sebachan:
davidthemermaid:
That I don’t get to have everyone I want,
That some people make themselves a challenge,
an appetizing, seductive, tantalizing, challenge..
That’s what I miss the most about you:
That you never, ever missed me.
lolll I know whooo
me toooo
You might know his name, but you don’t know him
Someone needs to remind me
That I don’t get to have everyone I want,
That some people make themselves a challenge,
an appetizing, seductive, tantalizing, challenge..
That’s what I miss the most about you:
That you never, ever missed me.
I sense a change coming
It’s in my head,
On my mind,
In my dreams,
and it’s imminent.
I can’t tell what it’s going to be, but I know that it won’t be for the better. Well, more accurately, other people will see it as a change for the worse.. but somehow I don’t think I’ll really care if it is or isn’t.
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
Duh, it’s the 95fourvella, season 1, appearing on bravo soon
True thaat. It’s fun when you get a front-seat, and you’re not really a big part of it.
You’re the neutral spectator, yet witness to all of our debauchery
Oh. I’ve heard absolutely nothing about you. ): My sources have failed me.
...
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
Duh, it’s the 95fourvella, season 1, appearing on bravo soon
True thaat. It’s fun when you get a front-seat, and you’re not really a big part of it.
You’re the neutral spectator, yet witness to all of our debauchery
Oh. I’ve heard absolutely nothing about you. ): My sources have failed me.
Probably best that way >.>
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
Duh, it’s the 95fourvella, season 1, appearing on bravo soon
True thaat. It’s fun when you get a front-seat, and you’re not really a big part of it.
You’re the neutral spectator, yet witness to all of our debauchery
I just found a rabbit dropping in my room. I...
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
(via greasylamp) Er..
Sorry I forgot that at your house
When were you here? -locks my door-
I’m typing this from your closet >.>
I just found a rabbit dropping in my room. I...
(via greasylamp) Er..
Sorry I forgot that at your house
Duh, it’s the 95fourvella, season 1, appearing on bravo soon
Ever eaten out of boredom? Yeah. Doing it now.
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
(via greasylamp) I do this all the time Q__Q
Yeah. But now I feel really guilty about doing it. >__>
Me too, but since I’m going to some party that requires me wearing a ridiculous and skimpy outfit, I have motivation to stop
Haha. Skimpy outfits are the best.
truefax
Ever eaten out of boredom? Yeah. Doing it now.
greasylamp:
davidthemermaid:
(via greasylamp) I do this all the time Q__Q
Yeah. But now I feel really guilty about doing it. >__>
Me too, but since I’m going to some party that requires me wearing a ridiculous and skimpy outfit, I have motivation to stop
God just started following me on twitter. :/
(via karmapoliceman) Watch yourself gurl, cuz he watchin you
Ever eaten out of boredom? Yeah. Doing it now.
(via greasylamp) I do this all the time Q__Q
maybe
Just MAYBE
the world doesn’t revolve around you,
and I’m not some sick, sadistic, twisted little heartbreaking homewrecker,
and I don’t have a vendetta against you,
or any real problem with you,
and the reason I’m doing what I’m doing,
is because I saw how much I hurt someone,
so I want to spare them having that pain again,
With you.
But just maybe
people
are just really disappointing. Even though I remind myself and others to expect nothing from people, even their closest of friends, I find myself not practicing what I preach
She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow. She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the flitting shadow of an elf owl. We did not know what to make of her. In our minds we tried to pin her to corkboard like a butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew.
How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray’r accepted, and each wish resign’d.
karmapoliceman:
P would tell stories about their future together, and R would look at it kind of absently and change the subject. Sometimes it amazed R that its small cruelties never hurt P, especially given how fragile P always seemed, but the more they fought, the more P wanted R. R was a petty tyrant, a charmer, and the P danced to R’s whims. When R pouted at it, P was a nervous wreck, rushing...
I’m so used to being thought of as the ‘bad guy’ whenever shit hits the fan,
That I start to believe that I really am.
The sidewalk is rushing at my head again,
I’m lying on the street in the rain and wind,
From doing forward rolls down avenue a,
with my guitar on my back,
don’t let it end this way
lol
“Caviar — That’s right, fish eggs contain a large amount of beneficial vitamins. They are rich in phosphorus and are very nourishing to nerve cells. Their apparent aphrodisiac powers are reinforced by vodka. So get yourself into Absolut shape for the night.”
oh lawd
